I was going to make a post about how much I dislike April Fools' jokes, and then I realized that would probably draw pranksters like sugar draws ants. So, uh, here's a funny video or something. Now I've made my ritual sacrifice to the God of Unfunny Days. Pass over my house, ye angels of vacant mirth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxPSApAHakg