2026-07-22 01:25 UTC
A sign of a decedent society is being able to buy a fidget toy designed to *increase* your anxiety.
Replies (4)
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@kc9red@mastodon.radio 2026-07-22 01:28
@ihorner@mastodon.social Please, please, please say that this isn't related to the Desert Bus button this year.
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@laogeodritt@kind.social 2026-07-22 03:14
@ihorner@mastodon.social oh noooooooo
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@colinstu@birdbutt.com 2026-07-22 18:29
@ihorner@mastodon.social it needs a solenoid inside it so the whole thing buzzes around when simulating a stick-shaker.
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@aetus@birdbutt.com 2026-07-23 17:33
@ihorner@mastodon.social Hopefully banned from taking on board an airliner XD