2026-07-26 22:23 UTC
possibly the most underwhelming fortune cookie fortune I have ever gotten
Replies (4)
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@waitworry@sakurajima.moe 2026-07-26 22:26
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@Taweret@timeloop.cafe 2026-07-26 22:25
@waitworry@sakurajima.moe this sucks
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@VWDasher@mymasto.com 2026-07-26 22:28
@waitworry@sakurajima.moe there's advertising in fortune cookies now? WHAT THE UTTER FUCK
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@beanclock@jorts.horse 2026-07-26 22:30
@waitworry@sakurajima.moe i would rather they put their logo on the moon than ambushed me like this