2026-10-18 02:01 UTC
Replies (15)
-
@UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 02:15
I know this is a joke - but there totally is hardware acceleration for some of this stuff in modern processors. There definitely is for JS, JSON and generally string stuff. It’s not even x86 only, ARM got these kinds of things as well (although likely less of it)
-
@ICastFist@programming.dev 2026-10-18 02:26
I want that thing to never do a captcha again, please
-
@rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2026-10-18 02:57
It’s gonna need lots of RAM and then cost a fortune…
-
@solrize@lemmy.ml 2026-10-18 04:01
This is brilliant.
-
@Australis13@fedia.io 2026-10-18 04:28
I love the idea that somebody at NIST is in charge of collating a Standard Minions Meme Collection.
-
@skujcici7755@lemmy.zip 2026-10-18 05:03
Damn do you need 64gb of sweet DDR5 to run this
-
@python@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 05:50
I just learned about WebXR so yesterday I set up a new Angular project to build a VR game in (it’s Angular because I couldn’t figure out how to use the a-frame libraries custom html tags in React/JSX). Using Javascript for calculating how 3d objects interact doesn’t feel too bad, but there is something uniquely cursed about defining those objects in plain ol HTML.
-
@mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 06:06
I wish I didn’t know developers who would look at this and go “What’s the joke? Sounds like a good idea.”
-
@rhinestones@europe.pub 2026-10-18 07:30
Grateful for my blessings and blessed to give back, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12, I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
-
@Psythik@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 07:48
As someone who loves expansion slots and hates how GPUs keep taking them away, I’d legit want one of these if they were real. Hell, I’m still mourning the death of the physics card.
-
@MoffKalast@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 07:58
Needs 2x 10GbE ports to download bloated React apps directly into its onboard cache.
-
@scutiger@lemmy.world 2026-10-18 15:46
Ok but how bad does it get when the 256MB emoji cache is full? Cause that’s not enough space for all my emoji.
-
@mack@lemmy.sdf.org 2026-10-18 15:53
Just install another ram bank of 64gb, that’ll do
-
@BillionaireStew@lemmy.world 2026-10-19 00:56
This quantum leap could be just the breakthrough Firefox needed to set event coordinates during HTML 5 mouse drag events. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=505521
-
@AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2026-10-19 19:26
I absolutely lost it at “dual garbage collectors”