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@Lana@beige.party

2026-08-22 18:18 UTC

Me, writing the plot of the next Wolfenstein game: "so the fascist Nazis invaded America and they have these weapons called Shock Gloves and sometimes they use them to torture children." Anyway here's a real headline:

Replies (10)

  • @Easydor@metalhead.club 2026-08-22 18:19

    @Lana@beige.party Just fucking Dipshits!

    Open ##5163444

  • @Lana@beige.party I'm looking forward to the first example of an ICE agent managing to electrocute themselves because someone has thrown saline solution on them and they're stupid. Fedifriends, if you encounter such a story please tag me so I don't miss it! It will be guaranteed to brighten my day. 🙏🏼

    Open ##5163446

  • @gilgwath@social.tchncs.de 2026-08-22 18:38

    @Lana@beige.party I hope some of thes disgusting people forget to take them off befor having a wank Would serve them right. What kind of weak ass cop do you have to be to be unable to handle a kid/teenager without resorting to a torture device like this. And even if, it's a kid god damit. What happend to protecting the children?

    Open ##5163449

  • @chrisp@cyberplace.social 2026-08-22 18:49

    @Lana@beige.party The real question is, "Why TF are there police in schools?". Get your gun control in order and you don't need metal detectors and a police presence in schools.

    Open ##5163453

  • @DerGiga@troet.cafe 2026-08-22 18:53

    @Lana@beige.party Me: So the Führer is a rambling old man that is on the brink of death only held together by heavy medication. He reliefs himself in front of others and degrades in an infant state... I feel like we've been here before. Writer: He's not on Venus and he doesn't shoot Ronald Reagan. Me: That doesn't feel like an improvement.

    Open ##5163454

  • @clayfoot@mastodon.social 2026-08-22 19:40

    @Lana@beige.party Reference: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/22/omaha-nebraska-school-district-shock-gloves-police

    Open ##5163455

  • @dryak@mstdn.science 2026-08-22 19:55

    @Lana@beige.party if you wrote it into a video game, all the critics would complain that it's "too on the nose", "too much cliche", "too exaggerated", etc.

    Open ##5163460

  • @Lana@beige.party Yeah, when I saw this, my first thought was, "THEY'VE BEEN USING THEM IN SCHOOLS??!?"

    Open ##5163461

  • @sequentialsnep@meow.social 2026-08-22 20:10

    @Lana@beige.party I'm not from the us and I want a different timeline.

    Open ##5163462

  • @Lana@beige.party They want to "educate" the next generation into being too scared and meek to resist.

    Open ##5163463