2026-10-23 18:26 UTC
Replies (10)
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@herrvogel@lemmy.world 2026-10-24 05:34
What if it’s coming right for me, and I have let everyone know that it’s coming right for me by shouting “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR ME!”?
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@UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2026-10-24 05:51
Is the licensee notice part of a joke I’m missing?
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@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-23 22:25
New here but I’ll pledge to kill one or fewer pandas during my short stay on earth. Remember, red pandas are not really pandas.
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@swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-10-23 20:37
How about a compromise? I won’t kill anymore pandas on purpose, but if any pandas get in the way of my very legal bamboo clear-cutting operation, then I can’t be held responsible for the actions my company would have to take to protect shareholder value!
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@DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 2026-10-24 07:19
Ah finally save
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@sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2026-10-25 01:57
People are asking a lot of questions about the panda pledge that are actually very clearly answered by the panda pledge
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@starik@lemmy.today 2026-10-24 23:35
Chinese propaganda
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@MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 2026-10-24 23:29
Making promises you can’t keep is a path to nobody trusting you. Be careful
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@bold_omi@lemmy.today 2026-10-24 18:10
I don’t take oaths. You’ll just have to hope I won’t.
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@Stamau123@lemmy.world 2026-10-25 22:37
Thank you for making Panda safe content!