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@LoganFive@beige.party

2026-10-06 05:51 UTC

When the universe is only made up of black holes, none of this will matter. Except for that one thing you did. OMG, so embarrassing.

Replies (7)

  • @Vive_Levant@masto.bike 2026-10-06 06:27

    @LoganFive@beige.party how can you have black holes without matter ?

    Open ##5034219

  • @bimmer@beige.party 2026-10-06 11:43

    @LoganFive@beige.party the embarrassment death of the universe

    Open ##5034224

  • @fella@defcon.social 2026-10-06 05:58

    @LoganFive@beige.party When the universe is only made up of black holes, no__ __ ____ ____ matter. Edit to say: this is meant to be like that letter blank meme but it doesn't translate to text as well as hoped

    Open ##5232710

  • @sjpurrs@mastodon.social 2026-10-06 11:20

    @LoganFive@beige.party 🤣 I wish it was only one thing.

    Open ##5232711

  • @darkling@mstdn.social 2026-10-06 18:10

    @LoganFive@beige.party Ah, so *that's* where all the dark matter is. It's in embarrasinos. (Well, not counting the guiltons).

    Open ##5232713

  • @j5y7@mastodon.social 2026-10-07 01:41

    @LoganFive@beige.party Coincidentally, that one thing involved a black hole. And it wasn't embarrassing. It was liberating.

    Open ##5232714

  • @StarkRG@myside-yourside.net 2026-10-07 02:47

    @LoganFive@beige.party There will always be at least one photon that bounced off you when you did the thing and scattered off into deep space never to be intersected again. And, worst of all, thanks to time dilation, no time will have passed for the photon whatsoever.

    Open ##5232715