*movie trailer guy voice, over footage of a seemingly depopulated cruise ship that nevertheless shows evidence of recent habitation and use* "You deal with the flu every year; you survived a global COVID pandemic; but you are NOT prepared for what comes next. "Coming this spring, 2026. From the people who systematically dismantled our national health and safety infrastructure, comes a viral infection that will make you wish you could live in a different, better timeline: "HANTAVIRUS!"