2026-10-01 00:10 UTC
Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?
Driver: I’ll be honest. I’m an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don’t want ICE to kidnap me
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@Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-01 04:57
There’s a rugby player called Christ - commentators call him a sound more like Chris and then add a t at the end… “Chrissed” as an approximation.
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@AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-02 03:52
I live in the Twin Cities Minnesota and my work has me dealing with a lot of people doing this kind of gig work. A lot of the immigrant regulars stopped working during metro surge and some of them just never came back. I hope they found better work but I know at least some were just straight up kidnapped by the Gestapo. It’s fucked.