Beginning of the legend of Zelda: link to the past: Help me… My name is Zelda… I am in the castle dungeon." Link jumps up, ready to rescue the princess. Beginning of the legend of Zelda: link to the past, Lilith edition: "Help me… My name is Zelda… I am in the castle dungeon." Me: :: mumbles something incoherent :: Zelda: What? I can't hear you. Me: :: more incoherent mumbling :: Zelda: Still can't hear you. Me: (with an annoyed voice) Call me again in a few hours, I'm sleeping. Zelda: But Lilith, if I'm not whisked away from this cell, all of Hyrule will be plunged into darkness. Me: Don't care, sleeping. Zelda: But surely saving the whole land is good enough reason to get up? Me: (with a voice dripping murderous rage) NOT.GOOD.ENOUGH! :: turns to side, falls asleep :: Later in the day, after I wake up and walk to a window. Me: (looking outside) Huh, I guess we live in the dark world now. :: starts making morning tea :: Well, what's done is done. Credits start rolling.