2026-10-22 02:01 UTC
Replies (20)
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@DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-10-22 03:13
The LISP parentheses are not equally balanced. There are more ( than ).
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@yukichigai@kbin.earth 2026-10-22 03:37
When I first saw this comic I was a relatively new COBOL programmer. It felt accurate. I am now my employer's senior COBOL dev. It still feels accurate.
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@db2@lemmy.world 2026-10-22 03:38
The assembly one isn’t fair. kolibrios.org/en
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@LodeMike@lemmy.today 2026-10-22 03:42
That’s a little reductive but but… sure.
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@OwOarchist@pawb.social 2026-10-22 04:52
Needs a python horse in there. Probably something about “why build a horse when you can just import horse from field?”
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@_stranger_@lemmy.world 2026-10-22 05:25
That’s because it’s already so old, it can’t get older.
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@somegeek@programming.dev 2026-10-22 08:44
But notice that lisp was the only one where you actually built a horse.
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@MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2026-10-22 09:40
The whole thing is still gold.
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@Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2026-10-22 09:59
Python: from horses import Horse my_horse = Horse(color="brown") There. Done.
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@GardenGeek@europe.pub 2026-10-22 10:38
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@tetris11@feddit.uk 2026-10-22 12:24
The Fixed Point Expression / Y Combinator expressed in horses: Y = (λ f. (λ x. f(xx))(λ x. f(xx))) ;; so then Y🐎️ = (λ f. (λ 🍎. f(🍎🍎)) (λ 🍎. f(🍎🍎))) 🐎️ = (λ 🍎. 🐎️(🍎🍎)) (λ 🍎. 🐎️(🍎🍎)) = 🐎️( (λ 🍎. 🐎️(🍎🍎)) (λ 🍎. 🐎️(🍎🍎)) ) = 🐎️(Y🐎️)
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@Tja@programming.dev 2026-10-22 15:45
Ctrl-F “rust” - > 0 matches I sense a pertubance in the force
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@dasrael@lemmy.zip 2026-10-22 16:11
This is no time for joking around…I just wanna know if I can turn my webserver back on yet?! Hello?!? Anyone?!
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@heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2026-10-22 18:42
And here I am glad that I try to avoid phpMyAdmin too.
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@gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 2026-10-22 21:38
Rust builds a unicorn
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@j_z@feddit.nu 2026-10-22 22:02
Is it a dig against C# only being good when using it from F#, i.e. OCaml for .Net or am I overthinking this?
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@ohshit604@lemmy.halstead.host 2026-10-22 23:15
As a non-programmer, TIL Java and JavaScript are two different languages.
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@Null42x86@lemmy.world 2026-10-23 04:14
you could say that it aged well
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@merc@sh.itjust.works 2026-10-23 22:17
C: You build a horse. Well, it’s not really a horse, but it can do almost all the essential horse-things. It’s incredibly fast and compact. Oh, and now someone else owns it.
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@GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2026-10-23 22:51
ruby: you built a horse that builds a horse to build your horse. your barn is too small. it crashes. everyone is dead.