2026-10-11 15:27 UTC
I posted about this before but I'm reposting it because I'm still laughing.
Mike Johnson reportedly thinks he is the equal of Moses.
Like, how funny would it be if you lived in Shreveport and Mike Johnson is your lawn guy? You could be like, "Hey, you had half the workers kidnapped, but no biggie! You can just strike the lawn with your staff and fix it, right?"
https://www.shreveporttimes.com/story/news/2026/10/09/will-speaker-mike-johnson-leave-congress-if-republicans-lose-majority-in-house/92159665007/
Replies (2)
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-10-11 15:27
Obviously he should be in prison for life. I would just love to see a Four Seasons Total Landscaping-scale humiliation before we do that.
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@TYB@mstdn.social 2026-10-12 14:51
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social In my house, he is known as.. trumps little Johnson