2026-03-02 04:56 UTC
"Lights on, nobody home."
"Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel."
"Dumber than . . ." "a sackful of hammers", "a bag full of hair", "a suitcase full of rocks".
"Three bricks shy of a load."
"Elevator don't go all the way to the penthouse."
"Not the sharpest tool in the shed."
"Couldn't piss out a boat and hit water."
"A real good dancer."
"Short bus."
Replies (3)
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@GeePawHill@mastodon.social 2026-03-02 05:07
This isn't a particularly good day, to be honest, but even on bad days, I marvel at our facility for using language.
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@useravoiding@mastodon.social 2026-03-02 05:34
@GeePawHill@mastodon.social The car is going but there's no one behind the wheel. There's light in the attic but no ladder.
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@jezhiggins@mastodon.me.uk 2026-03-02 06:06
@GeePawHill@mastodon.social "not dealing from a full deck" "doesn't know his arse from his elbow" "couldn't find his arse with both hands and a map"