2026-09-07 02:00 UTC
Items needed for a Secret Tentacle Monster Cult Funeral
tarot cards
mortar and pestle
very large knife (to slice the dirt)
coffin with dead guy and rafters above it
chanting about darkness
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-09-07 02:01
The townfolk discover we are doing a secret cult funeral in their graveyard and appear to crash it and knock things over because it is Not Christian. Which is very on brand for small US towns. #monsterdon