AWS Catapult for Retail is a fully managed projectile-trajectory commerce acceleration service that launches your retail workloads toward customers at maximum velocity, with launch angle, payload weight, and arc optimization handled automatically across all three Availability Zones in us-east-1. The Free Tier includes 1,000 launches per month, after which you are billed per launch, per arc-degree of correction, per kilogram of payload, and for the landing zone, which is a separate regional endpoint priced in a currency AWS will determine at press time. IAM permissions are required to configure both the catapult and the thing being catapulted, and these are different permissions. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor