Day after day we learn about new institutionalized malpractices of bigtech AI companies, so much that I now imagine openAI as some kind of large US university or multidisciplinary research institute like mine, except that instead of traditional departments and buildings like maths, physics, biology, computer science, library, or a campus restaurant they have a "perfide doom-marketing building", a "mathematical plagiarism institute", a "copyright infringement and property theft study library", a "Palantir hacking-gone-bad lab", a "microsoft copilot vibe-coding obfuscation school", a dean of snooping, an "Exxon Mobil environmental trashing plaza", a "soul-destroying psychology department", or a "toxic shit-tart campus deli".