2026-08-16 15:15 UTC
Running through a mental catalogue of butts I admire and respect, however, I think I lean towards the L. I think bodies in the rugger range of the buttal spectrum are most interesting and attractive. I also think people with that butt size would be most effective at helping me push my car if I needed to get it out of a snowbank.
So, for me and for others, L is my answer.
Replies (5)
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@evan@cosocial.ca 2026-08-16 15:49
Thanks to everyone who replied. I appreciate that the conversation stayed within my PG-13 comfort range. And I am sorry to everyone for whom it went over your boundaries; I hope you were able to mute the thread and go on with your day.
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@chris__martin@functional.cafe 2026-08-16 15:37
@evan@cosocial.ca As an XS I have a lot of difficulty keeping pants up and would like whatever size it takes to address that issue
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@CassandraVert@indieweb.social 2026-08-16 16:55
@evan@cosocial.ca I think my M-L butt provides padding and makes me seem younger because some people lose their butts when they get old.
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@faraiwe@mstdn.social 2026-08-16 16:59
@evan@cosocial.ca * Sir Mix-A-Lot likes this, and he can not lie.
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@maj@cosocial.ca 2026-08-16 17:29
@evan@cosocial.ca I have pushed your car!