2026-09-26 23:32 UTC
“I don’t know how they know, but half the lost cats in this neighbourhood end up in my middle kid’s bedroom, up the trellis, across the carport roof, and in the window. It’s like there’s a sign or something”
“Like that one?”
“Where!”
“Oh, you don’t have the Sight? It says ‘total softie lives here, will give tuna and boops then carry you home’”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Hobo_Sign
Replies (2)
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@Unixbigot@aus.social 2026-09-26 23:41
meta: related https://aus.social/@Unixbigot/115391780036620384
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@paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange 2026-09-27 00:22
@Unixbigot@aus.social our family is convinced there is a "this woman is a total sucker" on mom's forehead that any cat or dog can see. they all come up for love and attention.