2026-10-24 05:43 UTC
Replies (6)
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@zout@fedia.io 2026-10-24 06:37
Your mentioning of Jira alone gives me the shivers. For some project I had to use it, and it sends you like a hundred emails a week.
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@Walop@sopuli.xyz 2026-10-24 07:04
I wish it was like this. But instead were getting tickets with barely a title. Or there’s a report that the application misbehaves ones or twice per month with no reproduction steps, fix it. Or the delivery schedule is set, but there are no feature roadmap or milestones to track what is yet to be done and if we are on track. Or the project manager has got their position because they sucked at coding and the company couldn’t figure out what else to do with them and you have to keep explaining basic technical decisions over and over to them. And everything will come back haunting you as long as you are in the company. One ticket keeps being resurrected for you because client keeps changing their mind on how it should work or keeps finding more esoteric edge cases. Or you’re roped in to some legacy project over and over again, because you managed to do a minor fix for it two years ago and you’re the only one left who has ever touched it.
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@ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2026-10-24 08:50
You get a JIRA Ticket “Customer says X doesn’t work” Try to reproduce the issue It clearly works Get to find edge cases and do 10 roundtrips with customer Many such cases
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@okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2026-10-24 09:47
You cannot imagine how much must go correctly to end up in such a blessed state. And if the stars do align, enjoy every single one of those ephemeral minutes because inevitably, the PM leaves, there is a re-org, and the PM replacement who never touched jira before and has never delivered software is steering the team one week at a time without spending any time putting in the work to make jira smooth. I hate jira. It is a real skill (read: tolerance for bullshit) to arrange shit so that work is well organized. And it is massively missed when absent.
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@SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2026-10-24 10:46
It’s perfect when you know the application inside and out. A completely different story when you get dropped into a project that uses sixteen frameworks and libraries, including widely employed features that are barely documented. You get to do guesswork on whether this pattern is recognised by that library, while your system is constantly swapping under the weight of dozens of browser tabs with the docs and StackOverflows.
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@devfuuu@lemmy.world 2026-10-24 12:39
So, it’s an adventure’s life from your typical isekai. I see. Makes sense now. Only that the things asked are never cleae, change midway, the finish conditions keep being altered, the validation at the end keeps being enforced differently or that 3 weeks later someone will ask about the thing done and you have zero memories of that place. Or that because you did it one time now it will always be pushed onto you, even when you don’t want it anymore. All of this while slowly killing you on the inside. Yep. Perfect.