2026-10-20 20:49 UTC
"Red Bull gives you wings" is body horror and they should change the advertising to look more like John Carpenter's The Thing to reflect this
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@Sarklor@tabletop.social 2026-10-20 20:49
I don't want wings. Where would they grow? Would they burst out of my shoulders, a spray of gore and agony as new bones stretched wetly towards the sky, fresh flesh knitting them together in some unholy parody of the birds I sometimes throw crumbs on the ground for? Red Bull strangely silent here!