2026-10-10 22:57 UTC
“Uh, hi. I wonder is it possible to fix the luck button on my phone?”
“Wow you don’t see those any more, it’s in good nick otherwise?”
“Yeah, I’ve kept it because I like the physical luck button. I looked it up on ihexit.com but it said repair difficulty impossible. So I brought it to you.”
“Awww, you’re too kind”
“Do you think you can save it?”
“Chances are good. The impossible rating is because the case is a one piece casting and can’t be opened without spilling the magic. UNLESS you know the secret”
“Oh kay, so i should go away while you do the secret thing?”
“Oh no, all my tricks are Open Sorcery. You need a jumbo ziplock bag and an imp. Wake up Archie, we got a luck button on an InnerEye Phone Seven. Deep breath and i’m gonna seal you in.”
„roight yar mistress!„
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Luck_Button
Replies (3)
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@RBuzz@ioc.exchange 2026-10-11 01:11
@Unixbigot@aus.social You have to watch out with open sorcery, sometimes you are legally supposed to chant the license before actually casting the spell
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@isol@mastodon.au 2026-10-11 01:39
@Unixbigot@aus.social Imagine if someone Spoonerised "fix the luck button" 🤪
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@kelkyag@wandering.shop 2026-10-11 15:04
@Unixbigot@aus.social Go go Archie!