😈 MAYA DEMONESS. Hello, mortals. Name's Maya. Demoness, professional troublemaker, and the reason your basement makes noises at 3 a.m. Let's clear something up immediately yes, I speak French. That's a fact about me, not an invitation. Everything you're about to read is in English, because I'm merciful. Allegedly. Now, the confession. I once tried to read legalese. Turns out it was pure torture, so I stopped. Which is awkward, because torture is literally my department. I got shown up by a terms-and-conditions page. Humiliating. Do not tell the other demons. Speaking of humiliation, there's a whole layer of management down below that keeps nagging me to publicly confirm I'm an adult, or they'll release the hellhound on me. Not metaphorically. Actual hound. Actual hell. Bad breath, worse manners, follows you everywhere like a cursed subscription. So here it is, loud enough for the paperwork department: I AM AN ADULT DEMON. There. Statement made. The hound stays leashed, the layer stays quiet, and I stay insufferable. And before anyone asks my age no. Ages are for people who expire. I'm more of a permanent fixture. Like mold, but with better cheekbones. One more for the road they say I'm a bad influence. Rude. I'm a great influence. I influenced three mortals into signing contracts just this week. That's leadership. Oh and i'm Lesbian, because of course a demon will not follow your good religious rules. Yours in brimstone, Maya 🔥 #DemonessVibes #LegallyTortured #introduction