@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social Lil’Donnie rages “WHY OH WHY WAS’NT IT ME?!?! THOSE BASTARDS, CHEATED ME, they envy me, they want to be me, MOMMY! He recovers. “I’ll show them, I’ll get FIFA to draw me up a Noble Donny, The Greatest plaque, or maybe I can get that bastard Murdoch to push something out of Fox. Have they started working on Mount Rushmore yet? Wait-a-second… Mt Trump! That’s it!”🔥🧟‍♂️ Someone snickers behind the curtain, “Mount Trump on a wall in the basement.”