2026-10-17 08:27 UTC
The future of privacy is apparently a subscription you forgot to cancel.
Ugh…. That is profoundly bleak. It’s like the slogan for the future.
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@eicker@lemmy.world 2026-10-17 08:29
Coming soon: Privacy Prime. For $19.99 a month, Amazon agrees not to listen to your conversations. For $29.99, it also agrees not to sell them. The free tier includes personalized ads based on things you whispered in your sleep. Cancellation requires speaking your full name into the microphone.