Doing a fresh app submission for the first time in a little while. I forgot how truly obnoxious App Review is. “Paste our EULA link in the app description” (link is unclickable in the App Store app); IAP subscription: missing metadata (does not tell you what’s actually missing); subscription screenshot does not match required size (literally a screenshot directly from iOS simulator). You can tell internal Apple engineers don’t dogfood these systems.