AWS Hamster is a fully managed wheel-spinning service that continuously rotates your workloads through up to 11 redundant execution cycles per second, ensuring your compute never actually stops moving or arrives anywhere. The Free Tier includes one hamster per account with up to 500 spins per month, after which each additional rotation is billed at $0.0000023, which sounds reasonable until you learn that a standard web application idles at approximately 40 million spins per hour. IAM policies for cross-account hamster federation are configured separately and are, per our documentation, left as an exercise for the reader. #aws #AmazonWebServices #CloudComputing #cloud #parody #humor