My dream is to once again hit 5k followers before the end of the year for no other reason than the fact that I like round numbers and because I want to use the Fedi clout points to buy the federated toaster oven at the Fedi merch store. I hit the goal last year, but then a few months later I moved to a different instance and lost hundreds of followers. Help me Fedi. You're my only hope. (If you think that I'm worthy, please boost this post.)