#jews #RabbiShmuley #ShmuleyBoteach #RabbiButtplug #isrel #pissrael #music #AImusic #comedy #caturday Here's the video version of my song about Shmuley Boteach a.k.a. Rabbi Buttplug: -------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Rabbi With a Buttplug [Verse 1] A buttplug-selling rabbi, so they say Knows every leader in the world today With a wink and a nod, he walks the halls of power From Washington to Warsaw, every gilded tower [Pre-Chorus] You’d think the lines would all be clear But somehow they just disappear [Chorus] Tell me how, tell me why A rabbi with a buttplug reaches the sky From the shadows deep, to the seats of might He’s laughing in the velvet light [Verse 2] The guardians of the old “family way” Still pull up chairs and let him stay A smirk, a schmooze, a practiced grin He works the room he’s always in In marble halls where old alliances are planned With a smirk, a shtick, and a dildo in his hand The loudest voices drawing lines in white Still toast his name in velvet light [Pre-Chorus] You try to map what’s wrong or right But truth gets lost in who they invite [Chorus] Tell me how, tell me why A rabbi with a buttplug reaches the sky From the shadows deep, to the seats of might He’s laughing in the velvet light [Bridge] He knows the rhythm, he knows the doors He counts the names behind the scores He walks the space where faith and theater meet Where influence and image secretly greet [Final Chorus] Tell me how, tell me why A rabbi with a buttplug reaches the sky From the shadows deep, to the seats of might Still laughing in that velvet light