2026-08-04 22:20 UTC
>be me
>walking in hallway at work
>go to leave through glass door
>reach for handle
>wild attractive female appears on the other side
>big smile on her face
>almost steamroll her
>apologize and hold the door for her
>make eye contact
>smile
>she immediately frowns upon eye contact
i give up. just going to live with my dog til we're both dead.
going to start drinking and smoking again. fuck it.
Replies (2)
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@white_male@poa.st 2026-08-04 22:33
@King_Porgi@poa.st I too make women regret ever meeting me.
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@Spergo1875@poa.st 2026-08-04 22:44
@King_Porgi@poa.st OK on the smoking. Just don't go crazy on the drinking. Lord knows these bitches will drive you to drink, but they're not worth dying from liver failure. You're better off smoking weed than becoming an alchy tbh.