2026-09-05 08:45 UTC
For all incident responses from now on, I’m going to get on that Zoom call at 2am and begin by saying “Please state the nature of the computational emergency.”
Replies (3)
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@ramonfincken@mastodon.social 2026-09-05 09:06
@Tarah@infosec.exchange my printer is broken
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@flowrider@toot.io 2026-09-05 12:36
@Tarah@infosec.exchange I'm a doctor, not a supporter. But in this case, I can make an exception: I support this message. Please do!
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@Burn_this_@beige.party 2026-09-05 15:22
@Tarah@infosec.exchange I usually answer the 02:00 calls with "Garf fro mah be?"