2026-09-26 05:33 UTC
Replies (7)
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social 2026-09-26 15:04
@LoganFive@beige.party 'Cause they're white people, and we all saw what way too many white people did with Covid.
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@topofmyvoice@cupoftea.social 2026-09-26 15:46
@LoganFive@beige.party Because they think they're in a rom-com.
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@lech@social.edist.ro 2026-09-26 05:34
@LoganFive@beige.party if they do then it's like a self aware meta horror movie like Scream
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@StarkRG@myside-yourside.net 2026-09-26 05:59
@LoganFive@beige.party Because that's how you get Scream.
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@vonxylofon@witter.cz 2026-09-26 06:01
@LoganFive@beige.party Have you been around when Covid hit? That's when we saw that all horror movies were, in fact, documentaries.
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@alsvha@sunny.garden 2026-09-26 07:36
@LoganFive@beige.party makes the audience feel superior. Also the movie would be over in 5 minutes if the main characters were smart. 😆
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@count_01@mastodon.social 2026-09-26 05:55
@LoganFive@beige.party Because if they didn't you'd have a parody like Tucker and Dale Versus Evil or Scream.