Just stood up in a pub and some guy turns round, sees me, and, appearing irritated, says, "can I get some ketchup?" Takes a couple seconds for me to realise he has formed an incorrect assumption as I'm dressed in all black (like normal), and he's not using some weird slang to make a derisory sexist remark. My reaction then is to gesticulate with exasperation and say emphatically, "I don't _work here_." Cue Tom Cardy... https://youtu.be/wrJ6_GAprFE