Hey it's #alternateFridayMusic 🎉 and the cue this week is: #parody Italian-Australian Santo Cilauro let's us in on some: The Late Show - Things Wogs Would Never Do The song doesn't kick in until after 1 minute. Part Dylan, part something else, some of the lyrics here have aged unexpectedly well: 🎶 I don't eat curry, I don't eat jam I don't drink cider and I don't like spam I've never tasted Vegemite tin spaghetti or Activite I don't go camping in a Kombi van I've got heaps of uncles but none called "Stan" My father doesn't play no golf When I was small, I hated Rolf I never joined a protest march My garden is devoid of grass .. I won't stick braces on my kids or tell them that the wrestling's rigged ... 🎶 @dgar@aus.social  @electric_gumball@mastodon.social @Bishopjoey@writing.exchange @fc@universeodon.com 1/4