I was just thinking about cap'n Wesker being really cold and aloof and stone-faced and kinda mean at work 🗿 but once he clocks out late at night, he skitters into Chris's apartment window all cryptid like. and gives sleepy chris the most incredibly sloppy glizzy gluck at night with that twist of the wrist Shawn Michaels suck.gif dual wielding tech AND he looks up lovingly into Chris's eyes and smiles at him as hot nut drips out the side of his val kilmer kissy lips 🥹. Honk shuuuu chris sleeps good. And then they clock in the morning and Wesker says nothing happens and gets mad if Chris presses the issue and says he'll write him up, and it confuses Chris a lot. Gaslight gluckboss. Just thinking about VTMB... cold controlling Therese and hypersexual flirty Jeanette .. two sides of the same daddy abuse trauma. I'm at that old age where loving gazes and knowing smiles are my goon material.