2026-09-08 22:43 UTC
Or “don’t count on it” (because if you did you’d be counting for eternity)
I’m sure there’s more I’m not thinking of right now…
“Why don’t you wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first”
… yeah, I like the chair one
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@Uruanna@lemmy.world 2026-09-09 08:36
That sounds kinda close to an old saying I’ve heard once in over 40 years Put a finger in your mouth and a finger in your anus, and hope; if that doesn’t work, switch around.