2026-07-16 15:06 UTC
A New STD Was Just Named In Honor Of Donald Trump
"The disease, scientifically classified as Trumporrhea trachomatis, is a mushroom-shaped bacterium that infects primarily one’s urethra, and turns the surrounding skin surface area orange." https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/a-new-std-was-just-named-in-honor-of-donald-trump-93dd6c1a8a49
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@gdinwiddie@mastodon.social 2026-07-16 15:45
@estherschindler@hachyderm.io 🤣 “Trumporrhea’s cell walls are so quickly burst through by penicillin during treatment,” said Weinerman, “that I like to think Trumporrhea bacteriums yell out just before dying that biology is ‘rigged against it.’"
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@the_turtle@polyglot.city 2026-07-16 16:02
@estherschindler@hachyderm.io DICKLOVIRUS MAKES IT BIG!!