2026-10-03 21:47 UTC
Replies (8)
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@UncleArthur@lemmy.world 2026-10-03 21:56
I haven’t used a urinal since 2001 for exactly this reason. Also, sitting to pee is the only way to go if one has an unfeasibly large prostate.
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@TimboSlice@discuss.online 2026-10-04 00:58
Push under your balls
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@HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 2026-10-04 02:45
They makes faucets more powerful, and sinks less deep, each and every year.
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@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2026-10-03 23:37
The trick is to stop peeing before you shake it 🌌🧠
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@Slashme@lemmy.world 2026-10-04 06:08
That’s not normal at 37. In fact, that’s not normal at 60.
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@BassTurd@lemmy.world 2026-10-03 23:56
A year or two ago, I was having a wee and was thinking about how women dry with TP and us men are just degenerates that shake it around. I jokingly thought about creating a “wankerchief” that guys could keep around and calling it a “Peter Patter”. It definitely made me giggle far too much. It’s a disgusting premise to carry around a piss covered rag, but the names I thought were on point.
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@purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 2026-10-04 06:11
Yea, get yourself checked if that happens.
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@SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 2026-10-04 06:28
37? That’s the new 20